Phallic Café & Bistro
Artisan Coffee, craft beer and penis wafflesBeer from the RVK Brewing company and coffee beans from independent small growers, selected and artisan roasted by Kvörn micro-roasters

Savory penis waffles

Q(r)oque MadameHam, cheese, mornay sauce & egg. Served with french fries
3390 ISK
B.L.T. waffleBacon, lettuce, tomato, egg & aioli. Served with french fries
3390 ISK
Bacon waffleBacon, butter & syrup. Served with french fries
3390 ISK

Sweet penis waffles

Fresh strawberriesWith sugarcoated pecans, nutella & syrup
2990 ISK
Banana & caramelWith caramel almonds, coconut & butterscotch sauce
2990 ISK
Caramelized applesWith walnuts, butterscotch sauce & nutella sauce
2990 ISK
Homemade rhubarb jamWith ice cream or whipped cream
2690 ISK
Fresh blueberriesWith homemade blueberry sauce & meringue
2990 ISK
Vegan/Gluten freeWith strawberries, blueberries, bananas, pecans, syrup & vegan strawberry ice cream
2990 ISK

Beer

Draft beerChoose from a selection of craft beers brewed by RVK Brewing Co.
1690 ISK
Beer tastingTaste them all!
3490 ISK

Coffee & Tea

Espresso
810 ISK
Americano
810 ISK
Macchiato
830 ISK
Cappuccino
850 ISK
Latte
870 ISK
Hot chocolate
850 ISK
Swiss mocha
950 ISK
Ice latte
990 ISK
Chai latte
850 ISK
Dirty chai latte
910 ISK
Ice tea
990 ISK
Tea
750 ISK

Cocktails

Reykjavík Mule
2790 ISK
Rhubarb Gimlet
2990 ISK
Aperol Sprits
2390 ISK
Limoncello Sprits
2390 ISK
Espresso Martini
2990 ISK
Irish Coffee
2990 ISK
Mimosa
1890 ISK
Negroni 64° Icelandic
3690 ISK
French 75
2390 ISK
Wine/Bubbles
1890 ISK
Shared Blueberry Mojito
5390 ISK
The Icelandic Phallological Museum
Hafnartorg Reykjastræti 4, 101 Reykjavík
Open every day, 10am to 7pmAdmission: 3300 ISK
+354 561-6663